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Wear a wink and a soft laugh. This classic cotton tee features a relaxed crew neck and a bold front illustration of a cool-goat wearing sunglasses with the phrase “GENTLE PARENT DROPOUT.” It reads like a private joke for parents who’ve traded rigid rules for humor, patience, and a bit of chaos. The medium-weight fabric feels substantial yet breathable — a shirt you reach for during playground runs, grocery-store negotiations, late-night feedings, or morning coffee where you need one fewer parenting manual and one more honest smile. The clean black-on-white print keeps the design understated and wearable while the tear-away label and stable shoulder tape keep comfort front and center. It’s a comfortable, honest piece that blends everyday ease with a playful nod to modern parenting.
Product Type: Tee
Product Features:
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar to maintain shape and reduce waste
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for crisp front artwork and clear sleeve/neck details
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for itch-free, stable wear
- Oeko-Tex certified; meets EU safety standards and comes with a 2-year EU warranty
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — 180 g/m² for durable, breathable wear
- Tubular construction with ribbed knit collar to reduce seams and retain shape
- Crisp, detailed printing using DTG and DTF techniques for long-lasting artwork
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and garment stability
- Oeko-Tex certified; complies with safety standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Gentle Parent Dropout Goat T-Shirt — Funny Parenting Tee with Sunglasses Goat Design
$19.00
Sale price
$19.00
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product Type: Tee
Product Features:
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar to maintain shape and reduce waste
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for crisp front artwork and clear sleeve/neck details
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for itch-free, stable wear
- Oeko-Tex certified; meets EU safety standards and comes with a 2-year EU warranty
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — 180 g/m² for durable, breathable wear
- Tubular construction with ribbed knit collar to reduce seams and retain shape
- Crisp, detailed printing using DTG and DTF techniques for long-lasting artwork
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and garment stability
- Oeko-Tex certified; complies with safety standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat